- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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