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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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