Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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