- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Hello penis

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Hi

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Racial Equality.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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