What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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It’s dead.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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