- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

donald................duck for president

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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