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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

The game!

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Gianni

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Worst joke ever

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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