What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

fack me!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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