- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Badgers are cool

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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