Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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