What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How did th-A fridge.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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