What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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obama

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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This is not a joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Which one is hardest?

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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