- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Where's my tractor?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Romney 2012

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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