What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Knock knock Come In.......

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Civil Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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