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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Potato

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

No. Yes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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