A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Farts smell bad!

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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