That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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no

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock knock What

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Why? Because!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Anti jokes.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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The Bible

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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