- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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