- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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