- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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