Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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