What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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