A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Anti Joke

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