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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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