- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

I asked her where you were.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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