Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A pope meets another one

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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