How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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