- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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