- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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