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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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