Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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silver bullet?

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kieran is a homosexual

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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