"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why? Because.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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