one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

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