- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What is black and has no education A tire.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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