- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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