So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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hi im paul!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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your mom

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Animal

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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