- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

You're on fire.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

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