roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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i like pie

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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