- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

darude- sandstorm

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Internet Explorer

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??