- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Robin, get in the car!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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