Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Good job, son.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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