- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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