- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what does a chair look like? a chair.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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