- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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