- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

what do you call obama a dumbass

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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