Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

YEAH THEY DO!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

whats chinese noodles

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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