What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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