- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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