How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

flavin's head

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Keanu Reaves

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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