When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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